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Hi, I'm Tetsuya and I'm Shiba Inu!
Hi, I'm Shinigami.
We were born and raised in a place called Gokazaki City, which is blessed with nature.
We wanted to share this with you all through our videos.
So we've come to a beautiful scenery surrounded by hills.
Apparently, there are a lot of tombs around here.
- We'd like to explore them today. - Tombs!
- I think so. - Yay!
Huh?
What's up with them?
- They're wearing shirts and all. How lame. - Yeah.
I can't believe elementary school kids wear shirts and all.
How stupid of you.
Wearing a shirt and all like this is what city boys do.
- City boys! - City boys!
What? What?
- Hey, don't step on cats and dogs. - We're here to develop our land.
- You're overdoing it. - We oppose! We oppose!
- We oppose development! - We oppose!
This time, we've divided into countryside-like outfits and city-like outfits.
Wait, can I sit in this city-like outfit?
Huh?
Why didn't you make me and Ryo-kun wear the same outfit?
- It's the same. - No, it's the same.
No, because Ryo-kun's outfit is cool.
That's why I'm dressed like this.
- Why are you dressed like this? - Why?
- You're Doraemon, right? - I'm Shin Chikurin.
- I'm Otoko Jaigo. - What are you saying?
- Otoko Jaigo? - Otoko Jaigo?
- What's up with you and Jaio? - We've become city boys and Otoko Jaigo.
Otoko Jaigo and we've gone crazy.
Here, we've learned that there's a huge wall that exists.
- Yeah, we've decided not to go back. - Yeah, we've decided not to go back.
It's about time for us to disband.
- You guys, stop it! - You're lying too much.
Depending on today's results, we'll do this.
- This is it. - This is it.
Speaking of the wall, I think everyone knows about it.
There are a lot of small lenses in the wall called "fixing lenses."
If you turn it around and around, the video will be messed up.
And when you turn your eyes around, you can catch it with your hands.
It's a super famous story.
These guys think of it as a fairy tale.
- No, it's not. - It's a fairy tale.
There's a saying like that in anime and manga.
You don't have to do it like this.
It's not about knitting or anything like that.
It's about whether you can do it or not.
Then, have you ever needed to use a net to catch a wall?
There's only two of them, so it doesn't matter.
See, I'm a seaboy. I'm smart like this.
These guys can run on concrete.
Even if you can do it with this, you can't do it with a net like us.
I don't think you can do it properly. I think only a few people can do it, and you can't do it casually like this, so I'm a city boy.
Have you tried and failed? I haven't tried it. You haven't tried it, have you? I used to catch it normally. Really? It's true. I don't believe it at all.
This is what happens in the air. Wait a minute! That's how it is. You look like a city boy.
I'm a spy. This time, we're not going to just do it like this, but we're going to actually turn the flyers' eyes.
I don't know what I'm going to do now, but if you do it normally like this and say "yes," we'll take off our glasses and apologize.
- Don't say it like you're apologizing. - Don't say it like you're apologizing.
It's an apology-type of action.
Instead of that, I'm going to pull out your net.
- What? - What?
This has nothing to do with it!
And I'm not the only one!
Even the Nitro Bomb in Urakata is an experienced person!
- Come on! - Yes!
Go ahead and do it!
With this, you'll knock out the barrel.
What are you going to do?
- Then do it! - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
Honestly, I don't want to boast about it.
- I want you to experience it. - I want to experience it.
- Nitro Bomb experience! - First, I want you to show me how it's done.
- First, you apologize and then we'll experience it. - Sure.
- Let's catch Kishinobu and others! - Yeah!
- Let's catch them! - Let's go!
NITRO BOMB EXPERIENCE
- Onions are in the same place. - This guy...
- Ah! - Ah, there he is!
No, no, no!
That guy's different too!
This guy's different too!
Nitro Bomb-san, are you getting closer to the barrel?
- There's a salt-barreled Nitro Bomb! - There is!
I'll do it! Can I do it?
- Here! - Ah! No! It's fine!
Don't make me mad!
He's having a lot of fun!
- Let's catch him for real! - He's fast! He's fast!
- He caught it! - Yay!
- City Boy wins! - Yay!
- No, no! - Salt-barreled competition, victory!
- No, no, no! - You can't catch this.
- For example? - Usually!
- If you open it like this, it'll come out, but if you wait like this, it won't come out. - Really? - Really? - Yes.
- Wait a minute, Roman isn't here. - Roman wasn't there in the first place! - I did it in a place like that. - You practiced too much on the left. - That's right.
- Let's go a little more in one go. - Let's go in one go. - Can you teach me the form? - Research it yourself. Which side are you really on?
- Let's go a little more in one go. - Let's go a little more in one go. - Please! - Huh? - See? - Get this close. - See, see, see! - Good! - It's flying a lot!
- Oh, good, good! - You're an idiot! - You only look like an idiot! - Can you teach me today? I can't do it with my right hand. - For now, it's just like we imagined.
- Can you hold it for a second? I can't grab it. - Let me use it! - That's right, I want you to use it as a stick. - That's the reason, right? - That's right.
- Can you do it? - Can you do it? - Everyone, stop around here. Leave it to me.
- It's like this. - Huh? - Maybe it's that, but the stick is thin. - Huh? - It's thin. - This isn't good? - Because this is almost a scenery.
- On the contrary, it's not good. - Hey, you can just do it like this.
- Do you want to do it? - Let me think about what it is first! - Hey, hey, you guys. - What are you going to do? - Are you ready to apologize? - This is too flashy. - I know. - That's true. - You guys are high-brand. - No! - You're not in the countryside, you're exposed. - If we turn it like this? - Yeah, that might be good. - I don't think it's good.
- Like this? - No, you can't do it like that.
- Is it too thick? - Yeah, it's too thick.
- I've heard that it gets stuck in a stick like this. - It's not like that.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
- If you look at it from the top view...
- Hey, stop, stop.
- As expected, you stopped. - Yes.
- If you look at it from your point of view, it might be round, but if you look at it from the top view, it's like this.
- If you don't turn it like this, it won't be round.
- Like this? - Yeah, like that.
- Does it come out straight? - Yeah, straight.
- Hashimitsu-san, have you ever been caught? - Well...
- Anti-aircraft? - Anti-aircraft?
- Anti-aircraft missile.
- Anti-aircraft missile?
- Hashimitsu-san, have you ever been caught?
- Answer, anti-aircraft missile.
- Is there such a conspiracy theory?
- You've never been caught, right?
- If you say you've never been caught, it'll be a lie.
- So you've been caught before? - Yeah, I have.
- Then what did you do? - Anti-aircraft.
- What's up with the spike?
[Anti-aircraft missile]
- Where do you want to go, kid?
- No, no, no, no, no.
- You're just going around.
- Hold it in your hand and try it.
- First of all, whether it really works or not.
- You know? - Really?
- Look, look!
- Look, it's quiet.
- Then you release it, right?
- Look. - Oh, I'm surprised.
- It was flying under your feet. - It was flying under my feet.
- Since we stopped this... - Let's do it one more time.
- There's something there. - It's not moving at all.
- It's shaking. - It's shaking a lot.
- I know, it's shaking a lot. - It's not working.
- We can do it.
- It's shaking its neck in a weird way. - Yeah.
- Look, its neck. - It's shaking.
- Its neck is spinning. - It's spinning.
- Look. - It's shaking.
- Look.
- It's shaking. - It's shaking.
- I caught it! - Yes!
- Look! - Look!
- How is it? - Look!
- Look!
- Look! Look! - This is perfect!
- It completely delayed, didn't it? - It was perfect now, but it weakened and weakened.
- It weakened, didn't it? - You can do it now, right?
- It's so physical. - But it's like this all the time.
- Like this. - Oh!
- No, I don't believe you. - What? What did you say?
- I think he was just weak. - That's what I'm saying.
- If you show me one more time, I'll take off my glasses. - Well, let's see if you can find it again.
Wow, it's spinning a lot, it's spinning a lot, it's spinning a lot.
It's spinning a lot.
- This video is... - It's hot.
- This video is crazy.
- Did you see it, Chan? - That's huge.
- His neck was like this. - It was like this.
- If the three of us are like this, I don't think anyone will run away.
- No, it's flying around here. - Shibuya, spin it bigger, spin it bigger.
- Wow, it's speeding up, it's speeding up, it's speeding up.
- It's him, don't let it escape, it's speeding up.
- It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
- His wings are shaking, his wings are shaking.
- It's like this, but it looks cold.
- His stamina is decreasing.
- It's like this, a little.
- Surround it, surround it, surround it.
- Hey, you got caught, sorry.
- Why doesn't it go far? - It doesn't go far, it can't go.
- It's really bugging me.
- Don't give up!
- Run!
- What is this guy?
- It's cold.
- What is this?
- This YouTube channel is crazy.
- This YouTube channel is crazy, isn't it?
- It's almost the 10th anniversary of the 90's.
- Obviously, it may be a little difficult.
- After all, that...
- This guy doesn't stop.
- It's difficult.
- It's like this.
- I don't think it was here.
- I don't have the image of flying around here.
- What?
- Oh, like this.
- You guys are annoying me.
- Look at Tetsuya's butt.
- It's getting a double eyelid.
- It doesn't seem like it's here.
- It's heavy, though.
- Well, it's around here.
- Oh, it's over there in the end.
- Let's go.
- It looks like it's close to the neck.
- Oh, the neck moved.
- It's good.
- Oh, it's turning.
- It's turning a lot, it's turning a lot.
- It switched.
- Oh, it's coming.
- It's coming.
- Ah!
- Damn it!
- You can do it! You can do it!
- What was that? - Ouch!
- What was that? - Hey, what's with that guy?
- There's a weirdo.
- I don't like that guy.
- I don't need this side either. - Ouch!
- This finger, which is the highest in this area, should be able to stand it someday, right?
- Oh, there's a lot of people here.
- I can't do it if I can't do it.
- You're physically strong.
- Wow! - The silver one, the silver one.
- It's shaking, it's shaking.
- Nice! - I'll surround you!
- Wow, Tecchan! - I'll surround you!
- It'll reach you!
- Wow! - Wow!
- How's that?! - This is amazing!
- I can't accept this anymore. - Wow!
- I can't take off my glasses anymore.
- I'm sorry. - Wow!
- I can ride it!
- Thank you for letting me ride it!
- Tetsuya will be caught in a whirlpool!
- No, no, no! It's not like that! - Huh?
- It's not like anyone can be caught in a whirlpool!
- We can do it! - We can do it? - Tetsuya will be caught in a whirlpool.
- No, no, no! They say we can do it! - Everyone, everyone, everyone.
- We can do it! - Can we do it too? - Of course!
- Then I want City Boy to take one.
- No, you too. You two have to take it except for Tetsuya.
- You're kind of like City, aren't you?
[City Boy]
- It seems like the person who seemed like the most rural mayor is a little tired.
- I want to buy it.
- But you know how I feel, right? I still want to see it!
It's not what you think it is!
Wow, you caught it in an instant!
Look, it's definitely a new species.
That's a common one.
- It's green on top of blue. - It's blue.
- It turned blue on purpose. - Why does it turn blue like this?
Look!
It's hard to catch it like this.
- Try and catch it with your hands. - Catch it like this and...
- Look! - This is amazing!
- I'm completely drunk now. - I'm so drunk.
It'd be great if we could just film it with our phones.
- It's back! - It's back!
It's standing like a Doraemon.
- It's like a Doraemon. - It's like a Doraemon.
Let's all take a picture of it together.
It's falling!
- Why? - Why?
It's pretty...
It's pretty similar.
If you look at it like this...
It's the same. Huh?
Wow, it's so good.
- Should I weaken it? - Is it too early?
You can weaken it a little more.
- Isn't it a little different? - It's too strong.
Maybe you're the weakest one.
Oh, I think it's good.
I think it's good.
I think you should switch hands.
If you weaken it to some extent, you can switch hands.
- With a snap of your wrist... - You're so persistent.
With a snap of your wrist...
You'll suck it in.
[Done.]
Take the photo!
Wow.
You were fishing!
We worked together to make it.
And help it.
Come on, that makes me laugh.
How was this real experience?
This is...
What you just saw.
It's like "Ladies and Gentlemen".
This is a perfect game!
Thank you!
Thank you, Mardash!
I'm so happy!
Mardash gave me a good advice!
It's an image of NHK.
Wow!
It was a good video!
I'm glad!
It's too funny!
It's been a while since I've been perfected on a watch!
I'm glad!
I'm glad it didn't work out.
If I did this in the middle of the night, I would be crazy.
I would say, "What is this show?"
We talked about this a lot in picture books and elementary school.
But we can show you this in a video now.
It's like "Tombowun".
It's over for me.
After this video, everyone in Japan will do like this.
I'm glad to let the world know that we can do it.
I think this video is the best video in which we can show you what we do in Okazaki city.
Thank you!
Thank you, Okazaki city!
I'm glad you caught me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, no!
Minami!
Oh, no!
It's hard!
You got me!